Quotes
15 memorable quotes from HBO’s Succession
Exploring the Wit and Wisdom of Succession: A Journey Through Its Iconic Quotes
HBO’s Succession is more than just a drama about family power struggles and corporate intrigue—it’s a masterclass in sharp, witty, and often biting dialogue. The series captures the complexity of its characters through lines that range from hilariously absurd to profoundly cutting. Whether it’s Logan Roy’s ruthless one-liners, Roman’s sarcastic quips, or Cousin Greg’s awkward musings, the show delivers moments that resonate long after the episode ends.
In this blog, we dive into 15 of the most memorable quotes from Succession that showcase its unique blend of humor, insight, and raw emotion.
Logan Roy: “What’s next, fellatio?” – Expressing his irritation during a business discussion.
Tom Wambsgans: “You don’t hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.” – Tom’s awkward humor shines through.
Roman Roy: “What’s this obsession with milk? Kittens and perverts drink milk.” – Roman’s quirky and irreverent wit.
Cousin Greg: “It’s just a mental barrier. You don’t pre-poop them.” – Greg trying to justify using dog poop bags for snacks.
Logan Roy: “Drive your f****** whirly-bird!” – Logan’s classic impatience on a helicopter.
Tom Wambsgans: “We’re all just little nudie turtles underneath our shells.” – Tom reflects on vulnerability.
Roman Roy: “I’m not a radical feminist, Dad, but maybe we shouldn’t fire her for receiving my d*** pic.” – Roman’s attempt at damage control.
Kendall Roy: “L to the OG, dude be the OG.” – Kendall’s unforgettable rap for Logan.
Ewan Roy: “The Logan Roy School of Journalism? What’s next, the Jack the Ripper Women’s Health Clinic?” – Ewan’s biting sarcasm.
Roman Roy: “But other than that, you had a nice time?” – Roman humorously deflecting after family drama.
Logan Roy: “That was as choreographed as a dog getting f***** on roller skates.” – Logan critiques a chaotic plan.
Cousin Greg: “How is it safe? It’s just a room!” – Greg panicking during a lockdown.
Logan Roy: “You better be smelling your f****** armpit, Romulus.” – Logan intimidating Roman during a vote.
Karl Muller: “Oink, oink, oink, oink!” – Karl’s absurd compliance during Logan’s humiliating game.
Tom Wambsgans: “How about Tom with some f****** Greg sprinkles?” – Tom joking about their dynamic.
