The Office: Work, Life & the Beautiful Absurdity of It All

That's what she said.

I am Beyoncé, always.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

The worst thing about prison was the dementors.

I'm not going to be ignored, Toby.

An office is a place where dreams go to die.

There are two things I am passionate about: conservation and classic rock.

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.

There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?