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Bad Monkey: A Quirky Crime Comedy Set in Sunny Florida
Imagine a disgraced detective turned restaurant inspector who stumbles upon a hidden treasure and finds himself embroiled in a dangerous conspiracy. That’s the premise of Bad Monkey, a quirky crime comedy that takes place in the sunny state of Florida.
Join us as we delve into the world of Andrew Yancey, a man who is trying to rebuild his life after a career-ending scandal. With the help of his charming but con artist friend, Nick Stripling, Andrew uncovers a mystery that will lead him on a thrilling adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs.
- “I’m a detective. I solve crimes. Not restaurants.”
- “I’m not a hero. I’m just a guy who likes to eat.”
- “I’m not a monkey. I’m a man with a problem.”
- “I’m a survivor. I do what I have to do to get by.”
- “The world is full of opportunities. You just have to know where to look.”
- “I’m not a bad guy. I’m just a guy who’s been dealt a bad hand.”
- “Florida is a place where anything can happen, and usually does.”
- “Sometimes, the truth is stranger than fiction.”
- “Life is too short to be serious all the time.”