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Best Jumanji Quotes

Jumanji: Welcome Back to the Jungle (and Beyond)!

Get ready for a wild ride as we delve into the world of Jumanji! Buckle up, because this isn’t your dusty old board game from the attic. We’re talking high-octane action, hilarious characters, and jungle-tastic adventures from both Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle and Jumanji: The Next Level.

In this blog, we’ll be swinging through vines (metaphorically, of course) to explore everything Jumanji. We’ll revisit iconic quotes, dissect the hilarious character dynamics, and maybe even unravel some of the game’s mysteries (who is Jumanji, anyway?). From Dr. Smolder Bravestone’s heroics to Martha Kaply’s sass, we’ll celebrate the wild world Jumanji throws its players into.

So, whether you’re a seasoned Jumanji veteran or a curious newcomer, this blog is your invitation to join the fun. Let’s get ready to yell “Jumanji!” and see what hilarious chaos awaits!

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson): “It’s a jungle out there!” (A signature line)
Martha Kaply (Karen Gillan): “You guys are like video game characters come to life!”
Alex Vreeke (Nick Jonas): “We have to finish the game.”
Bethany Walker (Madison Iseman): “I can’t jump that high!” (A recurring complaint)
Franklin “Moose” Finbar (Kevin Hart): “You better go in there and save her! Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I’m not gonna get in there, you get in there! Moose Finbar: I got a backpack on! You don’t get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.” (Highlighting their bickering camaraderie)

Jumanji: The Next Level

Mouse Finbar (Kevin Hart): “Did I die and turn into a small muscular boy scout?” (Reacting to being in the game as Milo)
Professor Shelly Oberon (Jack Black): “What? I’m sorry, I think I miss the plan, part of the plan. That last level almost killed us all! I can barely walk. Your grandpa beats the hell out of the wrong guy or attack by a polar bear or something, what am I suppose to do?”
Mouse Finbar: “Stop saying that [I have no balls]! Both of my balls are right here!”
Professor Shelly Oberon: “In spirit. They’re here in spirit. [whispers] Always.”
Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson) (as Eddie): “Who is Jumanji?” (A moment of confusion for a character stuck in the game)