Hold Onto Your Stunt Doubles: Iconic Quotes from The Fall Guy

The Fall Guy roared onto the 80s scene with a blend of action, adventure, and humor. Whether you grew up glued to the TV watching Colt, Howie, and the crew or recently discovered this classic show, there’s no denying the quotable moments it delivered. Get ready to relive the explosions, the schemes, and the one-liners with this collection of iconic quotes from The Fall Guy!

This post dives headfirst into the unforgettable lines that made The Fall Guy a pop culture phenomenon. From Colt’s signature swagger to Jody’s sharp wit, we’ll revisit the dialogue that cemented the show’s place in television history. So, buckle up, grab your favorite stunt double (or not!), and let’s take a trip down memory lane with some of The Fall Guy’s most memorable quotes!

“It’s not about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.” – Dan Tucker

“I’ll spend the rest of my life falling as far and deep and hard as my heart will let me go in love with this perfect, crazy girl who taught me to let go and hold on. I know in that minute I’ll be Evan’s fall guy until the day I die, and my future, for the first time in my life, is an always I can’t wait to fall into.” – Fall Guy

“I will never break your heart. I will never hurt you. I might fuck up, I might not be perfect, but I’ll never hurt you, Evan. You have my word.” – Fall Guy

“Darling, family can be the very devil in disguise. More powerful than any drug, more alluring than any sin. They can demand a loyalty that will rip your heart out and chew it up without the thought of an apology.” – Fall Guy

“That I love her, that I want her, that I’m never going anywhere, that she and I are going to last. That this is real. That it’s forever.” – Fall Guy

“What he doesn’t realize is that I’m already standing at the bottom, waiting to catch him. And I never miss.” – Fall Guy

“Dresses that are complicated,” she says softly, the smile on her lips pure wicked fun, “are essential to teach girls that they shouldn’t bother with guys who won’t figure out how to take off a dress.” – Fall Guy

“You’re the fall guy, Winch. You’re the guy they come to when no one else will stand up and take their medicine. And they come to you because you never make them stand up and take it.” – Fall Guy

“Now my heart is desperate in my chest, like a bird crashing into a window over and over again, confused that it can’t get to what it sees and wants, and willing to kill itself in the attempt to remedy that.” – Fall Guy

“I love you. I love you. And I know you didn’t ask yet and don’t have a ring and don’t know when this will all happen, but my answer is definitely ‘yes.” – Fall Guy

“He’s holding an armful of pink tulips and wearing a hungry, focused expression. His blue eyes travel up and down over my body, and I feel almost shy under his gaze. ‘You’re a goddess.’ He says it like a normal person would say, ‘Your dress is white.” – Fall Guy

“Tell me. Tell me why you think you’re leaving me again. Because you’re not, you know. You’re not leaving without me.” – Fall Guy

“And then I save up for a ring and ask you to marry me. And then, if everything goes the way I want, you agree. And then whatever you want. As long as you’re with me, I know things will be alright.” – Fall Guy

“It takes every fucking ounce of my self-control to say the next three words. ‘Lead the way.” – Fall Guy